Monday, July 21, 2008

Business Advice Sought

Dear Ben Bernanke,

Like JPMorgan and Wells Fargo CEO John Stumpf, I am interested in buying an investment bank with the Fed's backing, but I'm not sure what to look for in an investment bank. What sorts of things are important? Also, I would like to minimize travel.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I am glad you asked. Right now we can offer you an exceptional deal on Citi bank and BoA. All you need is Fed backing. Its a no loose deal. If you fail we will find another one for you we have lots.
Good luck
Ben

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