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A Few Quick Announcements11 months ago
They Just Want to Grow, Grow and Grow
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Nothing says "I love you" like sharing a cigarette with your sweetheart. She'll see how much you care when you are both diagnosed with emphysema together. So purchase the Cigarette Holder Built for Two today. A little searching reveals that this thing actually had a patent. Do you think the Cigarette Holder for Two didn't make production b/c market tests showed that one person would get upset b/c the other person smoked more of the cigarette? I also like the baby holder invented by the hockey guy. You ever watch those shows where they show criminals escaping that are still handcuffed together? They usually try to run on opposite sides of a pole or something and knock each out. Nice mental picture when you incorporate an innocent baby in a sling.
Well said, Mike!
"The family that smokes together, stays together." - Lawrence Hartman.
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