It is fine to invite Christmas party guests to smoke a cigarette or two on the back porch, and even to then allow them to douse their cigarettes in a cup of water due to "fear of fire," rather than stubbing them out in the terra-cotta saucer that you had thoughtfully provided. But do remember to bring the cup indoors for disposal immediately after the party, lest the cig-choked water freeze into a yellow-gray iceball that is apt to spill out of the cup and onto the kitchen floor, shattering into a million cigarette-smoke-scented yellow-gray ice fragments.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Keith's Word of Warning: Cigarette Sanitation
It is fine to invite Christmas party guests to smoke a cigarette or two on the back porch, and even to then allow them to douse their cigarettes in a cup of water due to "fear of fire," rather than stubbing them out in the terra-cotta saucer that you had thoughtfully provided. But do remember to bring the cup indoors for disposal immediately after the party, lest the cig-choked water freeze into a yellow-gray iceball that is apt to spill out of the cup and onto the kitchen floor, shattering into a million cigarette-smoke-scented yellow-gray ice fragments.
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